May 2013
197 posts
My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother
BFF: Grandmother I need to talk to you
Grandma: [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
BFF: No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
Grandma: What?
BFF: I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.
useyourwandbro:
once upon a time there was a post
and so useyourwandbro took the matter into her hands and created this
essays4u.tumblr.com
you’re fucking welcome you’re free to start sending shit so we can start using it
useyourwandbro:
once upon a time there was a post
and so useyourwandbro took the matter into her hands and created this
essays4u.tumblr.com
you’re fucking welcome you’re free to start sending shit so we can start using it
mathmaticalkrillbits:
“No” I whisper softly as I forget to hold in ‘alt’ while reblogging
sherlockedwithfeels:
ignisaquae:
If a person’s biggest fear is heights, what form would that person’s boggart take?
jared padalecki idk
psychoticpingouins:
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
holyfrackles:
queencous:
there you see her
sitting there across the way
she don’t got a lot to say
but there’s something about her
and you don’t know why
but you’re dying to try
you wanna
address the fandom reference on the tshirt she’s wearing
JINX
anyone who isnt kissing me right now is jinxed, you will be unjinxed if you kiss me.
britishfan221:
fitzherbert-s:
scaredpotter:
shoutout to the people who still post harry potter 15 months after the last film and 5 years after the final book
#after all this time?
ejacutastic:
frostedbeanqueen:
christmasblogger:
challenge: name an object no human has attempted to use sexually
ur penis
mira-of-sassgard:
m33wlin:
lauraforgood:
m33wlin:
WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS
can we have a tumblr marriage for you...
themasterslover:
geardway:
THE BIBLE SAYS ADAM & EVE, NOT ADAM STAYS IN HELL FOREVER
i was waiting for someone to make this for i have no idea how long
kingofanxiousthinking:
HOLY FUCK
I...
burgrs:
stuff louis would look cute in
a tea cup
a little boat in my bath tub
a meadow surrounded by flowers and baby deer
my pocket
a thimble
harry
sly-mcp:
whothefuckisalexturner:
abhortion:
ginnifergoodwins:
foodtrucker:
‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on
#glad to know it’s international
#’it’s just drizzling’ said the PE teacher opening an umbrella
“running for 20 minutes isn’t that bad”, said the PE teacher from the chair
‘you’ve got to stay healthy’ said the PE teacher eating a mars bar
“being on your...
thedarklordwearsprada:
the-face-of-broe:
frickingloki:
sassy-gay-karkat:
its the year 4012 and madagascar 267 is officially in theatres
they still arent in new york
somehow they’ve landed on gallifrey
the penguins have the tardis
badboystyles:
why is harry’s dick size even being question only the owner of a fucking pendulum would have the confidence to get a butterfly tattooed on his chest
falling-in-love-with-fandoms:
tardismyoldgirl:
i wonder if the reason that “sunshine, daisies, buttermellow, turn this stupid fat rat yellow” didn’t work is because Scabbers was actually human…
this made me look away from the computer and reconsider my entire existence
panic-at-the-order-of-the-tardis:
puttergunk:
spoken-not-written:
amazingdanisnotsocoollike:
amazingdanisnotsocoollike:
amazingdanisnotsocoollike:
Bilbo Swaggins and the Fellowship of the Bling
making this post was a mistake can we stop reblogging it now
and it’s back
It’s back because it’s The Return of the Bling.
what about his son Brodo Swaggins
it’s his nephew
elysionsprincess:
vanehsensei:
slenderlock:
singarequiem:
techno4tomcats:
People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer
No seriously
oh my fucking god
OH MY GOD I REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE I READ THE COMMENTS AND HOLY FUCK
I CAN’T BREATHE
“I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my...
elysionsprincess:
vanehsensei:
slenderlock:
singarequiem:
techno4tomcats:
People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer
No seriously
oh my fucking god
OH MY GOD I REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE I READ THE COMMENTS AND HOLY FUCK
I CAN’T BREATHE
“I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my...
deathbycas:
things we need on tumblr
a notification when someone responds to an ask
no post limit
a ‘sent’ folder
urls that haven’t been used for a year to be deleted
things we dont need on tumblr
every update tumblr has ever made ever
“Was your teenage daughter in a weird mood last night and this morning? And by...”
– Richard Fucking Lawson, everybody. (via genderblinditem)
